Time Travel

Janie took off her blouse. She felt it was necessary to facilitate her growth as a person. She wasn’t one to give herself easily away, but the time had come. She was certain. For some collective bargaining.

She had ripe breasts. Firm and confident tits. That seemed to smile as she took each nervous breath.

She had long, curvaceous legs that were curious at being naked.

Everything was new to her. Including the touch of a man. She had thought herself ready before, a woman, dense with possibilities. But now she felt like a child again.  A lost traveller swept away in the chaotic wormhole of her own intentions.

The True Sexy

A sexy woman is a confident woman. One who doesn’t hide behind tooo much makeup. A woman who shows off the curvature of her legs and the perk of her breasts.

A sexy woman is a smart woman. A woman who knows the different between your and you’re. And the difference between a g-string and a thong. Sexy isn’t easy to come by, but it’s certainly worth the effort.

A sexy woman wears lingerie. She isn’t worn by it. A sexy woman doesn’t ask your sex. She grants it. A sexy woman makes her made each morning. And messes it up most nights. A sexy woman doesn’t just moan and pant during sex. She informs her lover about what is good and how she likes it.

A sexy woman doesn’t wear lingerie. She owns it. In every sense of the word.

Sexy isn’t apparel or appearance. Sexy is attitude and confidence and intellect.

You can’t buy sexy. But once you have it, lingerie is a nice accessory.

Panty Head

She wore a panty on her head.
She had  perky breasts and
Lips bright ruby red.

She kissed like a princess.
She danced like a queen and
Had long blonde curly tresses.

All the boys wanted her.
All the girls wanted
To be her friend.

She was beautiful.
She was sexy and
She wore  a panty on her head.

Miss Mary Ann and Her Talking Bra

There’s a lady who lives in switzerland I believe. A lovely young lady named Miss Mary Ann. Miss Mary Ann is a beautiful lady with long legs and curvaceous hips. Her flowing blonde tresses accentuate her lusciously plump red lips.

Miss Mary Ann has nicely sized breasts. About a C cup I’d say. And real no less.

While all these things you might say make our Miss Mary Ann a special lady indeed. Nothing makes her quite so special as her talking brassiere.

How she came to possess a talking bra, well, no one’s quite sure. But she has one, she has one. It’s true. I’ve heard it myself. It says strange things to passersby her on the street as it snuggles Mary Ann’s lovely teets.

It says. I’m a bra. I’m a bra. It’s a nice job I’m sure you’ll agree. But oh, gosh, it’s so lonely. These mammaries I cradle do nothing but ignore me. I would give it all up just to meet a nice pair of talking panties.

Suzy Sidewalk: Sexy in the City

Suzy sidewalk was in her best bustier. When she encountered on her way to the coffee shop mister lackluster blues. He passed her without a glance. But she noticed him. Stopped. Turned on her faux leather pumps and watched as he thoughtlessly strutted away. The smug rising off his bald head in thick clouds that made the city small. And the noise faint. And all these throngs of irritated people maneuvering around her unreal.

Suzy stared for a little while before the glare of the sun and the taxi cabs’ engines pulled her back to the place she had left. Her bustier tighter than ever around her ribcage. Her mini skirt suddenly making her feel exposed.

She had dressed that morning with the purpose of looking sexy. Alluring and irresistable. As she left her apartment and took one last glance in the mirror she believed she had achieved that. But as she walked the streets of the city. As she watched him walk away. The back of his bald head magnifying the stellar power of the sun. She realized sexy could not be found in the clothes she wore. It must be discovered underneath her skin.

Still she was glad she had the bustier on to show her where to look for it.

Sexy Anyone?

What does sexy mean to you?

For me it’s music. Throaty, angry, passionate music made with drums and bass and lots of angry snarls. And movies. Gut-wrenching, too realistic movies. Gruesome horror movies that split good people in half and then joke about. That’s sexy.

Sexy is gay marriage. And lipstick lesbians. And foreign movies with rapid subtitles. Sexy is buffy the vampire slayer and faith teaming up to squelch caleb and the first evil. Sexy is Giles singing The Who at a coffee shop in hellmouth Sunnydale the day before the apocalypse.

Sexy is Angel leaving. And Spike on his quest to regain his soul, not that he was ever really missing it.

Sad songs are sexy. So are happy ones. Everything is sexy. It just depends  on what you’re doing and who you’re with when it happens.

Valentine’s Day: Good or Evil

valentine’s day. flower sending exploitative. unneccessary. completely fabricated by a marketing department.

still it has some good points.

sex is fun. it’s always nice to have a confirmed sex date with one’s partner.

lingerie and chocolate isn’t going to buy itself. and sex between long-time monogamous couples occasionally needs lingerie. or something sexy to give it a kick-start. valentine’s day keeps us aware of our romantic side, our sexuality and most importantly aware of our devotion to the one with whom we share it.

Budget Friendly Lingerie Ideas

Lingerie can be expensive. Especially so in a troubled economy. Depending on the style, manufactuer and fabric type the prices can vary greatly.

Here are a few idea for getting your sexy on without spending a lot.

Bodystockings are a super thrifty way to dress for erotic encounters. Since they are one piece full body ensembles they don’t require anything else. Not even panties. They can start at prices as low at $5.00 and usually don’t go above $15.00. Bodystockings come a variety of styles. There are numerous lace patterns. There’s fishnet. Sheer mesh and a lot more. Bodystockings are also cool because most feature an open crotch area so you can make love with them still on. Oooo… sexy.

Not into the bodystocking look? How about just a panty. Thong, g-string, flutter panty. Whatever suits you. Going topless is always hots. It doesn’t get less expensive than a simple g-string or thong. Or if you have a little more money in your budget go for some super sexy booty shorts. They are sooo sexy.

How about no underwear at all. That’s seductive and erotic. Instead just do a garterbelt and some slinky stockings. You can still keep the topless look. That never goes out of style. You can also add pasties. Pasties are super low cost. They’re just little decorations that gently adhere to and cover up your nipples only.

Camis and probably your best bet for bargains if you prefer to have a top on your ensemble. They are cute and flirty and don’t cost very much. Plus they usually come complete with a matching panty. So you’re all set. Nothing else you need to buy to go with it. Not unless you really want something else anyway.

As far as material types for lingerie go fishnet is a very sexy and very inexpensive choice. Sheer stretch mesh styles are also low cost. Both fabrics stretch to fit your body and feature see through designs that boost the sexy to a whole new echelon.

Christmas Lingerie

The holidays are here again.  Seems like christmas season started early this year. That sounds like a good thing to me. The sooner the better.  Do you love christmas? Do you want to do something special for christmas?

Christmas lingerie is pretty darn popular. People give it to their honeys as gifts. They also buy it just to wear for fun in the bedroom. There are lots of styles to choose from. Snow babes, gingerbread gals, miss santas and more. A holly jolly christmas starts with some horizontal fun.

You can surprise your better half with a sexy holiday themed lingerie gift on christmas morning. They make great gifts for guys or girls. You can also celebrate this merry season starting right now by getting yourself something sexy and festive to wear right now.

Whether you want to be santa’s naughty little helper or a cheeky gingerbread vixen you can find it in our christmas lingerie section and have yourself a merry little christmas all december long.

Lingerie: A Love Poem

stockings and heavy cream,
fishnet and saccharine.
sumptuous and enigmatic
leather-clad temptress.

silk and chocolate,
chianti and corsets.
sweet and erotic
lingerie goddess.

rose petal thighs,
cotton candy breasts.
paint themselves
across my skin.

lace and strawberries,
charmeuse and champagne.
my love, my world,
my most glorious shame.